All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
The Portable Dorothy ParkerCreativity arises from our ability to see things from many different angles.
How to Be an Explorer of the World: Portable Life MuseumYou think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.
The Portable Dorothy ParkerThree be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
The Portable Dorothy Parker