His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
Charlie All NightGuns don’t kill people. Politicians with sharp tongues do.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants.
How to construct a coffin with six karate chopsElectorates tend to get the politicians they deserve.
The Bottom Billion: Why the Poorest Countries Are Failing and What Can Be Done About ItI serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.
99 Cents For Some NonsensePoliticians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.
99 Cents For Some Nonsense