Poverty existed before January 20, 2008, OK? Before President Obama took office.
Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November.
Government is a trust, and the officers of the government are trustees. And both the trust and the trustees are created for the benefit of the people.
Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.
What is it that makes us trust our judges? Their independence in office and manner of appointment.
Officer Ryan: You folks drive safe now.
Officer in Apartment Project: Wooley's gone ape-shit, man!
Officer Allen: [to Edward] Drop your weapons!
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
Officer Michaels: We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Officer Michaels: [hears a siren] Oh shit, the cops!
Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing?
And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.
I've never had a career of that kind of box office power. I've always learned the hard way.
If you don't mark your successes, the day your ship comes in could be just another day at the office, and there's no poetry in that.
I'm the chief science officer of a foundation that works on the application of regenerative medicine to the problem of aging.
I thought I'd grow up to be a teacher, or maybe run for political office.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
You ask men in office to be honest; I ask them to serve the public.
If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office.
