Quotes of: Poker Keyword

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

Michael Ian Black

Rule: Never perform card tricks for the people you play poker with.

Traditional

She knew that sex was a means of getting ahead and saw nothing wrong in exploiting male weaknesses for her own purposes.

A Poker Game of Love

A lot of boys in my poker circle are mathematicians who play on probability. I don't have that kind of brain, so I rely on instinct. But I recently found out that poker and cards in general go way back in my family gene pool.

Natalie Dormer

Because of who I am, when I sit at a poker table, I meet people who engage me in conversation, not only about poker, but also about the movie business and about the world of celebrities.

James Woods

The World Series of Poker was becoming popular, and there were a lot of really bad poker players out there. The misperception was that I was really good, but I just ground it out. It was a good way to make money for Box.

Dylan Smith

For the most part, I get to do what I want to do. If I want to play poker, I can. If I don't want to play poker, I don't have to.

Chris Moneymaker

It's almost like, when someone plays poker for the first time, they might be a professional poker player out of ignorance, just accidentally winning. That was how it felt in my first stand-up appearance.

Jonah Hill

Categories No. 1 and No. 2: Rolled-up trips and three cards to a low straight flush.

High-Low-Split Poker, Seven-Card Stud and Omaha Eight-or-better for Advan

Categories No. 4 and No. 5: Three small cards to a straight and two small cards with an ace.

High-Low-Split Poker, Seven-Card Stud and Omaha Eight-or-better for Advan

Whoever has the better stuff wins. Sound familiar, American lackeys of late-stage capitalism?

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

Through experience, he had learnt to pick up all of the unmistakable signs of vulnerability in a woman, everything that pointed to her being an easy prey.

A Poker Game of Love

How to get and keep men interested in you (A Guide for the Modern Woman): Put them in the “friend” or “fuck” zone. Leave them there.

A Poker Game of Love

Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s collective dating history.

A Poker Game of Love

Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.

A Poker Game of Love

It should never be your job to pick up the pieces of a broken man or to housebreak one. There are far better things you can do with your time.

A Poker Game of Love

Initial feedback we got from people was that Poker could and should be a product in its own right. For us, that was definitely a case of us not seeing the forest for the trees since we are Poker nuts.

Tim Page

Actors should be better poker players. But I think there's actual skill and crazy guts that you need to play poker - this ability to put all this money on the line inside of that game of cards. There's this whole different set of skills that doesn't ...

Tom Everett Scott

Here's a tip for new parents: Start lowering those expectations early, it's going to pay off later.

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they’ve never been before

A Poker Game of Love

Anybody who likes to play poker, if you want to find a good poker game, you're going to go play. It's not anything where I'm betting the house, like $100,000. You go, kick back, have fun, talk to some of the fans, enjoy it.

Jonathan Vilma