Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. Todd Ingram: Ve-gone?
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldWallace Wells: Guess who's drunk! Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace. Wallace Wells: You guess right!
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldScott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldKnives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before. Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldScott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows? Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldScott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldMatthew Patel: This is impossible. How can this be? Scott Pilgrim: Open your eyes. Maybe you'll see!
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldScott Pilgrim: Hey You totally came! Ramona V. Flowers: Yes I did totally come...
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldJulie Powers: What about Ramona Flowers? Scott Pilgrim: You know her? Tell me now.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldScott Pilgrim: If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World