Wallace Wells: Hey, what's up with his outfit? Guy in Crowd: Yeah, is he a pirate? Scott Pilgrim: Are you a pirate? Matthew Patel: Pirates are in this year!
Roxy Richter: Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check. Scott Pilgrim: Where's that from? Roxy Richter: My brain!
Ramona V. Flowers: He was a snot-nosed little brat. He just followed me around. Scott Pilgrim: He had snot in his nose? But he's famous.
Other Scott: And you didn't bang her? Are you gay? Scott Pilgrim: I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend. Jimmy: Is that the Uma Thurman movie?
Kim Pine: Scott. Not that I care, but you should go talk to Ramona before she's gone. Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim. Kim Pine: And I really don't care.
Wallace Wells: What a perfect asshole.
[from trailer] Kim Pine: That... was *epic.*
Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want? Scott Pilgrim: There's more than one kind? Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger...
Julie Powers: So, what can I *censored* get you? Scott Pilgrim: Is there anywhere you don't work? Julie Powers: They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't *censored* believe you ask...
Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
Gideon Gordon Graves: [talking to Scott Pilgrim] Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into ...
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. "Veelox.
Roxy Richter: Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!
Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!
Ramona V. Flowers: Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore. Scott Pilgrim: No, no, I want to hang. It's... You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing... Ramona V. Flowers: Exes... S...
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
A mule can go to Mecca, but it will not come back as a pilgrim.
Scott Pilgrim: I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
Wallace Wells: I want to have his adopted babies.
Any biographer must of necessity become a pilgrim a peripatetic, obsessed literary pilgrim, a traveler with four eyes.
