Whether you ignore a pig, or worship that pig from afar, to the pig it's all the same.
Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.
Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal. Raoul Duke: [waving a flyswatter behind Gonzo's head] Pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker,...
I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.
History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking a trip of three steps (with one glide) down the chronicle to trap a slick, sibilant character. Hiss. (Ss.) Tih. Ree. He was a pig, a plain pig,...
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Cats may have nine lives, but pigs . . . don't . . . give . . . up.
Bunny: [Coaxing a villager's pig to come to him] Hey, piggy, piggy. Hey, pig! [shoots pig at point blank range and laughs]
Cats are good at keeping clean [...] Dogs are good at running forever without getting tired. And I think that pigs are good at being optimistic and not giving up even when things are really bad. So today we're going to do things the pig way, okay?
[to the Turkish court] Billy Hayes: For a nation of pigs, it sures is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because t...
Dear Diary Went out shopping today. Picked up half a dozen sheep, two pigs, and a princess. The sheep are rather depressingly thin, the pigs and princess only slightly less so. Dear Diary Went out shopping today. Picked up half a dozen sheep, two pig...
Pigs don't know pigs stink.
The dog barks, the pig eats.
One dirty pig pollutes others.
It is the quiet pigs that eat the meal.
The end of the pig is the beginning of the sausage.
In times of need a pig is called uncle.
A pig bought on credit is forever grunting.
Choosy pigs never get fat.
You do not fatten pigs with pure water.
