Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think.

This Book Title is Invisible

I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back. 

This Book Title is Invisible

Just because you don't believe it[] [...]doesn't mean that it's not true.

The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane

No, my life is not this precipitous hour through which you see me passing at a run.

Poems from the Book of Hours

Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.

The Passage

27. Trees I shall say absolutely nothing about the spindle tree.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

He who coordinates his thoughts with his actions controls his own destiny.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

Once in a very long time you come across a book that is far, far more than the ink, the glue and the paper, a book that seeps into your blood.

Travels With Myself

Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt, especially when I’m in the car.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the piano with my nose.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

There’s a lot of June birthdays in June. There’s also a few in May and July. Reminds me of that one night with April. That was a long month.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Love takes many forms, but I’ll bet none of them are tax forms. I would work for the IRS, but I’m just not that romantic.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

After work, to unwind, I stand in the yard and act like a windmill. Plus, I never know when love will blow my way.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If you bulk order enough sound, you get a discount by volume. The guys in the warehouse know me by the codename Helen Keller.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

A road that’s narrower than the width of my car’s wheels could only be lover’s lane. Hitchhikers make the best lovers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.

This Book is Not FOR SALE