If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThe fields of science are full of crop circles that can't yet be explained by scientific means.
This Book is Not FOR SALELove has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWith over one billion people, I’d say China is the best place to have group sex.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.
This Book is Not FOR SALENever chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.
This Book is Not FOR SALEFrom where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHow To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks