Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an example of the word.

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Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.

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I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.

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Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

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What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

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I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.

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I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness. 

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I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.

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I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.

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A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.

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I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small failure).

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Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.

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I love giving love. The more I give, the more I have to give.

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I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow. 

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Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.

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I was so focused on my mistake that I made another mistake during the correction of the initial mistake.

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Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.

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I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?

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I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.

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I’m stronger than a pack of crackers and a pack of midgets, but not the PAC 12. PAC 11, maybe, but not 12.

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I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.

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