Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

If I were a superhero, I’d be Honesty Man. I’d be so transparent I’d be invisible.

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I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.

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An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette.

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Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it faster with a shovel.

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For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.

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I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.

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A lake is not an ocean. But my love for you is. And it’s drying up as we speak—or, rather, as we don’t speak.

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I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.

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You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

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If a policy isn’t working, don’t change the policy—change its name. That should be taught in Politics 101.

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If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.

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Weeping willows remind me of summer. And sadness. I wonder if tissues are made out of their trunks.

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I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best position for me to be in.

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Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.

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We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)

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He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.

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Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and usually is a bit hard for them to swallow.

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On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.

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It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondling it to find out.

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Water is like love, but love is not like water. No, because if it were, I’d be the camel of love.

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