Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.

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If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.

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I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

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My wife and I will probably have lots of kids. Just not with each other.

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If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.

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If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue externally?

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Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.

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I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.

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Life is is, while death is isn’t. Isn’t that also what you believe? Or is it what you believe?

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Aside from those few times I’ve killed a man, I’m not a violent person.

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I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.

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When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

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I want to invent a drug to help people get off drugs.

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I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritual.

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Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.

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I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.

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I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.

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I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing.

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If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?

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I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.

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Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.

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