Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?

The Name of This Book Is Secret

For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

A Little Book in C Major

She drank in all their compliments and soon she was full of herself.

The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories, Vol. 3

the book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. once invented, it cannot be improved

This Is Not the End of the Book

Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.

This Book Title is Invisible

I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

This Book Title is Invisible

If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, but I can’t even remember what it is.

This Book Title is Invisible

If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

This Book Title is Invisible

A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.

This Book Title is Invisible

I love with love, so that we all may love." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

Rare-book people have this in common with poets: they too are born, not made.

Rare People and Rare Books

-My son was 32 when he died.  -Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list. 

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame it?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.

This Book is Not FOR SALE