Quotes of: Picture-book Keyword

I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.

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Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.

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I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.

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I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.

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My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.

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I have two friends, Grand and Ed, but I don’t take them for granted. 

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I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.

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I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.

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I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.

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I can tell time, but I can’t tell time to stop or fuck off.

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I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.

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I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.

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When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box.

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There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up.

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My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.

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A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.

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With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.

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Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.

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My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.

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Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.

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Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.

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