People usually live up to their expectations. The kid picked first for dodgeball feels a duty to be the best, and to perform the best, and to be better than anyone else. They feel a need to execute. And, the only way they are going to achieve that is...
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit acros...
I suppose you had to," Wes said when Phin went back to join him at the table. "Pretty much. She seduced me." "Yeah, right," Wes said. "She said, 'Please fix the kitchen drain,' and you interpreted that--" "She said, 'Fuck me.' " Phin put two balls on...
Anna: But Hans is not a stranger. Kristoff: Oh yeah? What's his last name? Anna: Of the Southern aisles. Kristoff: What's his favourite food? Anna: Sandwiches. Kristoff: Best friends name? Anna: Probably John. Kristoff: Eye colour? Anna: Dreamy. Kris...
Andrina: Ariel, dear, time to come out. You've been in there all morning. [Ariel emerges, singing to herself] Atina: What is with her lately? [Ariel looks at herslf in the mirror, then picks a flower next to it and swims away, but stops short when sh...
Tom Doniphon: [Valance has tripped Rance in the diner, causing him to spill a tray of food] That's *my* steak, Valance. Liberty Valance: [laughing] You heard him, Dude. Pick it up. Ransom Stoddard: No! Tom Doniphon: Pilgrim, hold it. I said you, Vala...
Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.
Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.
I picked up the bass kind of postpunk-style. There's a real art to not learning how to play an instrument and being able to still play it.
Ay,sir;to be honest,as this world goes,is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
There are flowers growing in hell. Let's go pick them!
More important than your skills is picking the right business.
Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.
I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.
It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.
... But my voice is too soft. The wind picks up my words and swallows them whole.
Choose your corner, pick away at it carefully, intensely and to the best of your ability and that way you might change the world.
That's what I love about Nashville and the music community - seeing kids around acoustic music and bluegrass picking parties is the best.
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.
When I'm at my best, I'm wearing a 6. When you see yourself pick out the 6... you want to wear the tags on the outside of your clothes.