People aren't pianos. You don't hit a certain note and know what you're going to get.
Don't Call Me BabyPoetry translation is like playing a piano sonata on a trombone.
Found in Translation: How Language Shapes Our Lives and Transforms the WorldSometimes not talking is effortless, and other times it’s more exhausting than lifting pianos.
A Fraction of the WholeIf I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the piano with my nose.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHe would much rather hear a piano being demolished by illegal bulldozers than a Mozart concerto
You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!