Quotes of: Piano-player Keyword

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my erection into an umbrella.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

It’s times like these, in the middle of the night, that I wonder about the wisdom of nicknaming Florida “The Sunshine State.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and that’s how you know they’re filled with secrets.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

They were keen for me still to play the piano, which I was going to, but 45 minutes of piano would be extremely boring. I like a bit of light and shade.

Keith Emerson

I'm quite proud of my piano playing. Robin's never played a note on the piano at our recording sessions. I just wish I could be appreciated musically now.

Maurice Gibb

I always feel like I want to write a song when I'm really upset. And when I'm in an argument with my family, I go straight to the piano and just kind of take it out on the piano and get all emotional.

Pixie Lott

I was taking piano lessons with a very good piano instructor in Toronto, and I'm afraid due to my schedule and discipline, it kind of fell apart. One thing lead to another and I was unable to practice as much as I wanted to.

Geddy Lee

A trumpet sounds pretty much like a trumpet, and that's true of a lot instruments; pianos sound like pianos, but there's something about the guitar - the range of possibilities is much broader.

The Edge

I play the piano. I bought an upright piano that is actually electric, so I can practice my scales with headphones on and not make my neighbours' lives hell!

Eva Green

I played piano in a covers band, but that didn't especially help with girls. There is never a piano around after the shows. Guys with the guitars were the ones who got lucky.

Jonathan Tropper

Once I picked up an electric guitar, I lost interest in piano, and I just wanted to rock. I studied piano for so long, I got burned out on it.

Juliana Hatfield

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson? Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...

Groundhog Day

I grew up painting and playing piano so when I was a little kid I thought I was going to be an artist or a painter but my mom had me taking piano lessons for about 10-12 years as a young kid.

Mike Shinoda