I collect pictures of adorable puppies on my phone. I have little room for anything else.
Cory Michael SmithI'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry ShandlingMy mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me.
Ed BallsAs an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy RooneyThe more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency