What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWho's calling?" "Don't insult me like that," the voice says. I stop. Was I just insulting?
What's Eating Gilbert GrapeIf things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern LifeDon't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?
White Nighton. I’m getting cold.’ Clutching the pluckers, I call her. ‘Right,
William Walker's First Year of Marriage: A Horror StoryObeying a prophetic call to action brings positive benefits.
Walking in the Father's Riches: The Prosperity of SonshipThe beach was empty and dark but she couldn't hear her fear over the call of the surf.
The Wife's TaleI want to open a 24-hour store called Closed. It’s open, and it’s Closed.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouFlies travel like they’re named. Humans should be called Walks.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For YouWriting is not a hobby. Collecting stamps or coins is a hobby. Writing is a calling.
A Year of Writing Dangerously: 365 Days of Inspiration and Encouragement