If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsIntelligence is perhaps but a malady, -a beautiful malady; the oysters's pearl.
Philosophic Nights in Paris,: Being Selections from Promenades PhilosophiquesBetter to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsEven when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsWe’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsA thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin
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