Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
We fear to know the fearsome and unsavory aspects of ourselves, but we fear even more to know the godlike in ourselves.
You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball.
I avoid the media circus, keep my head down and try to keep growing and learning things.
I believe in tackling things you're afraid of.
The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and Phil Spector. Those were my idols.
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
Phil: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
Ned: So what are you doing for dinner? Phil: Umm... something else.
Larry: [about Phil] He's out of his gourd.
Rita: Are you drunk or something? Phil: Drunk is more fun.
Phil Wenneck: Fuck, I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger!
I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve.
I'm old, but I'm not good enough to be jaded.
No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the best sketch performer of all time.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
A wise unselfishness is not a surrender of yourself to the wishes of anyone, but only to the best discoverable course of action.
Game calls can't be just, 'Oh, by the way,' as part of a larger discussion.
I only get to spend about six to eight weeks in Australia now and I really miss my family and friends.
To be successful in coaching you have to treat your team like a family. The leader needs backing from everyone.
It is certainly important to be looking for cures to medical disorders, but it is equally important to conduct research on human health and well-being.
