Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.
I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.
Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
[Of Marla] Tyler Durden: She's a predator posing as a house pet.
People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves.
Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Leave it to her to want to pet a monster.
The old sleep poorly. Perhaps they stand watch.
We all love animals. Why do we call some "pets" and others "dinner?
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.
A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
