Quotes of: Pets Keyword

I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart attack. But I couldn't conquer it.

Sam Taylor-Wood

Ri, here's a question for you,” Stella started. She opened it up to everyone else, as well. “When do your kids stop being pets and start being people?” The room went silent, except for Gloria trying to stifle her giggles. Stella looked around a...

Rebekah Martin

Do you want to die, or do you want to die trying? Give up or give it a shot.

Ever By My Side: A Memoir in Eight [Acts] Pets

She ran her hand over the dash. “You’re petting my car,” Hunter said, turning the key. “I usually charge for that.

Falling for Her Soldier

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

Home to Woefield

The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is going through these procedures of hostelry so as not to arouse suspicion.

The Ravine

Every star that lights up the sky, every bee pollinating the flowers, every pet asking for a treat exposes us to energy that echoes throughout our universe.

Summer Devotions

My love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If I painted a dog statue to look like a cat, the people would pet it. But why paint that when I could paint politicians as honest, for-the-people people?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to hold my grandpa in my arms and pet him while I fall asleep. That’s why I’m learning to play the guitar.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite number of numbers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I could practically hear the unspoken ‘good girl’ accompanied by a pat and scratch behind my ears like I was his obedient pet.

Unexpectedly Out of Focus

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

Write like no one is reading

Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair.

Xazaqazax

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sor...

Karl Pilkington

This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals.

Alice in Wonderland

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Tom Robbins

All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.

Joss Whedon