It says adult prison on the gates, not Hogwarts. Now, get in and say hi to your new housmate.
UNCUT: Gay Erotic StoriesBookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Weird Things Customers Say in BookshopsHaving a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted.
You Don't Have to Say You Love MeMost chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
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