I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.
Tom BergeronThere are 6 billion people in the world. It's hard to find the one person who's right for you.
Scott CaanWhen a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark TwainIt's good that I managed to hoodwink so many people. I am actually not that nice a person.
Jarvis Cocker