Quotes of: Penny Keyword

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mus...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).


At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airpor...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making money—literally printing it. While the private sector has to make money the hard way—by producing a good or service that others willingly want to buy. That’s why the pr...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle helmet with a bumper supporting a political candidate I don’t support. I want people to associate that politician with a retard in the hopes they don’t vote for him. Or ...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Let’s say you’re a politician. You’re still you, but you are an elected official. In other words, in this scenario, you get to keep your intelligence, integrity, loyalty, and honesty, whereas any other politician in real life would be totally v...

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Listen, children: Your father is dead. From his old coats I'll make you little jackets; I'll make you little trousers From his old pants. There'll be in his pockets Things he used to put there, Keys and pennies Covered with tobacco; Dan shall have th...

Edna St. Vincent Millay

From Martin Eden on submitting manuscripts: "There was no human editor at the other end, but a mere cunning arrangement of cogs that changed the manuscript from one envelope to another and stuck on the stamps. It was like the slot machines wherein on...

Jack London

Big Black Man: [Big Black has just been given a wad of cash by Scorpio] You want to go all the way? The Killer: Every penny's worth. Big Black Man: Relax. Take it easy. It's gonna be all right. [pulls on a pair of leather gloves and methodically beat...

Dirty Harry

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

Ken Dodd

I am the penny whistle of American literature.

Nelson Algren

I'm sort of in for a penny, in for a pound with Star Trek, It's my life at this point. To deny it would just be foolish.

Jonathan Frakes

Mike Tyson has been given every penny he has coming.

Don King

Every penny I've ever saved has been spent on airline tickets to different corners of the world.

JJ Feild

Molly Brown: You shine up like a new penny.

Titanic

I mean, the way I see it is, every penny I've ever made through music is free money.

Melissa Auf der Maur

Estrella Starr: [to William] This is Penny Lane, man, show some respect.

Almost Famous

Penny Lane: [to William] Did you miss a test or something?

Almost Famous

Every penny from 'Gossip Girl,' my pension, my stocks has been spent fighting for my children.

Kelly Rutherford

What's the matter with you, Penny? You're not as good looking as you generally believe you are.

L.M. Montgomery

My son was killed in 2004. I am not paying my taxes for 2004. You killed my son, George Bush, and I don't owe you a penny.

Cindy Sheehan