Quotes of: Penguin Keyword

They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating...

Looking for Mr. Right

I want to be your personal penguin. Please?

Your Personal Penguin

You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.

Rich Lowry

Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears. Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)

Diary of a Penguin-napper

... Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.

The Prank List

Considering that Timur had ignored every instrument of government except terror, it is remarkable his immediate successors managed to retain control of most of his empire.

The New Penguin Atlas of Medieval History

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going.

Alison Gopnik

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

The Throne of Fire

Alligators have beautiful undulating skin, which feels dense, spongy, solid, like the best eraser.

The Moon by Whale Light and Other Adventures Among Bats, Penguins, Crocodilians and Whales

[Arriving at the Orphanage] Jake: What are we doing here? Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out. Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her. Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin. Jake: No... fucking... wa...

The Blues Brothers

like a soulmate he's your penguin

Christina Perri

I think penguins are cute.

Zooey Deschanel

For a quarter-century British governments had tried and failed to combine economic growth, increased social service provision and a high level of employment. The second depended ultimately on the first, but when difficulty arose, the first had always...

The New Penguin History of The World

When the management iceberg is shaped like a huge phallus, you know that there are a lot of tossers that the top penguin has had to climb over to reach the tip and that there is no shortage of the same caliber of penguin in the balls and shaft of the...

Leaving Neverland: Why Little Boys Shouldn't Run Big Corporations

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

Sid Waddell

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

Joe Moore

Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I’m not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando two birds short of a dinner party....I know I’m pulli...

Scouting for the Reaper

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in scho...

James Ellroy

Bert: It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning, and Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinning! Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming... Penguins: Janice, Felicia, Lydia... Bert: ...charming! Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet! ...

Mary Poppins

Walt Disney: Please sit down. P.L. Travers: I shall not sit in the seat of a trickster! A fraudster! A sneak! Walt Disney: Mrs. Travers, what in the world has upset you so? P.L. Travers: Penguins have very much upset me! Animated, dancing penguins! N...

Saving Mr. Banks

Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap? Tallahassee: Back east, yeah? Columbus: Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing? Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. Yo...

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