...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenA bitter man needs to place his troubles on the front of his tongue so that they taste sweeter.
Dubious Musings of a Peculiar ManHonestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying.
A Most Peculiar CircumstanceThat was our friendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenRight at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenMales lack the seriousness of temperament required of persons with such great responsibilities.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenTheir memory was something tangible and heavy, and I would carry it with me.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenForgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar ChildrenIt's easy to say you don't care about money when you have plenty of it.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children