I had a dream about you. You made phone books for a living, and I filled up your pages by impregnating as many women as possible. You said I was a living saint, and I said I couldn’t argue with you there. It’s too bad I can’t get a tax write-of...
I sat down in a booth, and the waitress shoved a menu in front of me. There wasn’t anything on it that sounded good, and anyway, one look at her and my stomach turned flipflops… Every goddamned restaurant I go to, it’s always the same way… Th...
Jim Garrison: Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the Mob get the FBI the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigati...
I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.
Religious organisations have an automatic tax-free charitable status.
I do think there is room at the very top for marginal tax changes.
I do believe in tax incentives in order to move the economy forward.
I come from Cuba. Taxes for me are no big thing.
The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.
Think what a revolution it will be if we manage to get everyone to pay their taxes.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Tax bills create wealth. They help people live better.
Theatre should be a taxing experience: the greatest achievement of a writer is to produce a character who creates anxiety.
We need to end permanently the tax that punishes American values of savings and investment and of building small businesses and family farms and ranches.
Giving someone a one-time stimulus check, or a one-time tax cut that expires doesn't allow the predictability that business needs.
This idea that you're a successful tough guy if you evade taxes and deceive the state has got to change.
People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
The death tax robs parents of the opportunity to pass something along to their children, and it is responsible for destroying a lot of family-owned businesses.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
It may be that the carbon tax is the final chapter in the strange death of Labor Australia.
