I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
No woman or girl is going to want to spend time looking at pretty dresses on the Internet. Vogue is going to be around for a long time to come.
I go to lectures and girls are finding out about Bikini Kill or Le Tigre for the first time and are like,' This is my jam!' It still feels fresh to them.
It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.
I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if a girl is worth your time, go to a museum or for coffee.
In the end, I play a lot of friends and I really think it's about time that some ethnic girls get out there in the lead part. So we're developing something.
Rob Lowe, I've known him for a long time because I have three daughters, ya know. He's been cruising those three girls for a long time.
When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.
Sally: My God! It's enough to drive a girl into a convent! Do they have Jewish nuns?
Reggie Lampert: Come in. I've got something that stings like crazy. Alexander Dyle: You're the kind of girl who'd have something like that.
Gloria: Don't you guys miss having girls around here? Meeks, Pitts: Yeah.
Charlene Fleming: Oh, stop callin' me an MTV girl, whatever the fuck that means.
Nick Dunne: Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood? Amy Dunne: No, they improved upon it, and then peddled it to the masses.
Margo Dunne: [after seeing how Nick cheated on his wife] You fucking idiot...!
Detective Rhonda Boney: Well, we have our first clue. [holds an envelope that reads Clue One]
Jiji: You'd think they'd never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.
Colin: American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Yuri Orlov: The problem with dating dream girls is that they have a tendency to become real.
Stevie: Well, don't look so surprised. Even a call girl can scramble an egg.
Nemo age 16: I'm going to marry the first girl that dances with me tonight.
Icey Spoon: What could have possessed that girl? Rev. Harry Powell: Satan. Icey Spoon: Ah.