There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan SwiftShow me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E. LewisNixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Hunter S. ThompsonI had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
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