I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
It is like the panting of a thousand puppies.
I may have a feather duster down my pants.
Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
This was a true pants-pooping moment.
Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.
I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.
I love red. Red pants. Red suit. Red coat. Red anything.
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.
I can scare the pants off the holiest ghost.
I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.
For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his body. The bulge in his running down the side of his pants leg is quite noticeable; either he has a banana in his pocket, or he’s happy to see me....
Tighe took control of his thoughts. “You need to use the bathroom. When I tell you to, go into the house. Two cats will try to come in with you. You must let them in. Don’t allow anyone to stop them. Once inside the house, you’ll go into the ba...
Rufus T. Firefly: Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours? Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses. Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphi...
If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.
It was like the panting of a thousand puppies.
I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.
Well, wasn't this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants.
Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
