Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.
LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESSShe said if you don’t dance and you wear no pants I will marry you. I said, I do.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI don't believe in wearing track pants unless you are in an actual athletic situation.
Sex & ViolenceI had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.
Tall, Dark & FangsomeSome people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.
Pants on FireI feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!
Nicole "Snooki" PolizziHe's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers