Quotes of: Oven Keyword

Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked.

Orna Ross

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

Jamie Oliver

I was not merely cleaning an oven; I was improving the world.

Agnostic Zetetic

Where’s the ice cream?” “In the oven.

Fifty Shades Darker

You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.

Matt Lewis

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Tracy Morgan

It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.

Fuzzy Dice

Book burnings. Always the forerunners. Heralds of the stake, the ovens, the mass graves.

People of the Book

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Michael Landon

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste.

Regina Brett

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Rip Taylor

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

Craig Ferguson

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven.

Tom Douglas

I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook for me.

Lucy Punch

Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes.

Delia Smith

[Politicans] are salespeople. Instead of rotisserie ovens they are selling this idea of preemptive war or social-security reforms.

Jon Stewart

My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Rhythm, that's an essential part of cooking. The sound of a lovely song and the smell of some dish in the oven are equally evocative.

Neneh Cherry

The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.'

David Viscott

Celine: Now I know why Sylvia Plath put her head in a toaster! Jesse: It was an oven.

Before Midnight