In my own life, I have no problems letting out a good scream.
Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.
I have no fear that the candle lighted in Palestine years ago will ever be put out.
I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous.
Your face is your calling card, but you're not so famous that you can't go out.
I try to act out of faith.
For the future, I would suggest avoiding subjects of too vast a scale. It would be useful to make out a list of fundamental questions on the matter to be dealt with, and discuss only those.
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting.
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Do not compare yourself. Find out what God has placed in your ability.
It was very clear to me I wanted to be an actor when I got out into civilian life.
I will not do festivals. The thought of an audience that big frightens the life out of me.
I've reached a point in my life where going to the supermarket is a day out.
Life is too large to hang out a sign: 'For Men Only.'
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
My only goal as a comedian was to stomp the life out of the model-minority myth.
