God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
There is no recipe to be a great teacher, that's what is unique about them.
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of a good teacher.
Here's my gift-giving rule: Respect your current financial situation.
I've never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986.
Forget the past - the future will give you plenty to worry about.
It is enough for me to pick up but a straw from the ground for the love of God.
I began to live as if there were no one save God and me in the world.
If God is pleased in making you sick and unhappy, I hate God.
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport.
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.'
You will not accept credit that is due to another, or harbor jealousy of an explorer who is more fortunate.
Man is jealous because of his amour propre; woman is jealous because of her lack of it.
What a gift it would be to receive at Christmastime a greater knowledge of the Lord. What a gift it would be to share that knowledge with others.
I do not ask, O Lord, that life may be a pleasant road.
Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.
Learning to speak was the most remarkable thing you ever did.
They are shooting The Thief Lord in Venice at the moment.
Doing some of the 'Lord Of The Rings' press junkets got a bit claustrophobic.