There’s no such thing as free kittens.
Someone dies, there oughta be something. It oughta shake the world! You're not supposed to walk away!
Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).
You know what these “God Bless America” people oughta do? They oughta check with that Jesus fellow they’re so crazy about. They’re always talking about “What would Jesus do?” They don’t wanna know so they can do it – they just wanna k...
Jack Twist: Why is it always so friggin' cold? We oughta go south where it's warm, you know, we oughta go to Mexico! Ennis Del Mar: Mexico? Hell Jack, you know me, about all the travelin' I ever done is round a coffee pot lookin' for the handle.
Parker: Uh, before we dock, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation. Brett: Right. Parker: Brett and I, we think we oughta - we deserve full shares, right baby? Brett: Right. You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never bee...
My memory is not even what most people's is, much less what it oughta be for a discussion like this.
We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change.
Bigotry has always been the poison of America, and we oughta do everything to eradicate it with no excuses or explanations.
Luke: Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.
Eliza Doolittle: You oughta be stuffed with nails, you ought!
Melvin Udall: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.
[after Juror #8 has established that the old man witness could not have heard the killing over the noise of the elevated train] Juror #3: Why should he lie? What's he got to gain? Juror #9: Attention, maybe. Juror #3: You keep coming in with these br...
Seems like everything people oughta know they just don't want to hear. I guess that's the big trouble with the world.
Shelley Levene: You can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth closed.
Soldier: What silly son of a bitch is in charge of this operation? General Omar N. Bradley: I don't know, but they oughta hang him.
Chuck Yeager: I'm a fearless man, but I'm scared to death of you. Glennis Yeager: Oh no you're not. But you oughta be.
