Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.
Democrats hate Democrats most of all.
In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.
Artists are traditionally resistant to labels.
The love I knew was from books..
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
I was a foreign correspondent in Berlin in the mid-'90s.
Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs.
The Internet is a big distraction.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Oh, to be in England now that April's there.
Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Love is the energy of life.
Horror is the removal of masks.
Make yourself necessary to somebody.
There is a tendency for things to right themselves.
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
America is another name for opportunity.
A man is the whole encyclopedia of facts.
Damascus was the seat of the Ummayad Caliphate in the 7th and 8th centuries.
