I hate those e-books. They cannot be the future. They may well be.
I'm living in the present, thinking about the past, hoping for the future.
When I write, I get glimpses into future novels.
Countries that control water are likely to be the big winners of the future.
What is history? An echo of the past in the future; a reflex from the future on the past.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
