Quotes of: Organic-food Keyword

I was the last person to see her alive. The cops don’t believe me, because I saw her before I was born.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I cried during Old Yeller. Not the part when the dog got shot, but in the beginning, just before the movie actually starts.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Friendship can be developed by building halls one-person wide and having people go through two at a time.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I want to give the gift of life—to myself, in the form of my clone. So I’ll be giving myself myself, and I’ll be grateful—and so will I.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

He kept looking at my crotch, so I looked at his and saw he had an erection. That’s more flattering than any oratorical praise.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I hang out with light people, because you never know when you’ll have to pick someone up and use them as a human shield.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

The happiest people were the ones who existed as little more than dimly conscious food-ingestion devices that enjoyed the occasional orgasm. Intelligence and thinking were really only needed for acquiring food.

The Rabbit Back Literature Society

We believe that only government has the capacity--not to mention the political and moral responsibility--to promote the general welfare. Father Kramer as quoted in Sweet Charity?

Sweet Charity?: Emergency Food and the End of Entitlement

I need voices of reason and of hysteria and of empathy. I need to have an Alanis moment. I need advice from Elizabeth Bennett. I need Tim Tams and comfort food.

Saving Francesca

In the middle of the night, things well up from the past that are not always cause for rejoicing--the unsolved, the painful encounters, the mistakes, the reasons for shame or woe. But all, good or bad, give me food for thought, food to grow on.

At Seventy: A Journal

It appeals to the higher nature of the self to put aside food which once lived - I do not consider myself food, why should I ask all other creatures to consider themselves so?

In the Night Garden

They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?

Torn

Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And when people try to steal your food and you shoot them, you’ll also need a good place to hide the bodies.

This Book Has No Title

Like pornography, junk [food] might be tough to define but you know it when you see it.

VB6: Eat Vegan Before 6:00 to Lose Weight and Restore Your Health . . . for Good

Tell me what you do with the food you eat, and I’ll tell you who you are. Some turn their food into fat and manure, some into work and good humor, and others, I’m told, into God.” - Zorba.

Zorba the Greek