I drink coffee the way other men put on their pants—only after they’ve paid the hooker.
I love Blue Ribbon CoffeeI realised when it came to men, I did not pick the beautiful or the correct. I picked the wrong one.
I, The Divine: A Novel in First ChaptersMen lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger