I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
Music is the soundtrack of our lives.
Being a mum changed me for the better.
I have to thank country radio for believing in me.
Every 'Observer' writer wants to be a novelist.
I don't release records to be anything but enjoyable.
Time is key to building your financial security.
I want to please every woman, every time.
I've always been an optimistic guy, to tell you the truth.
I'm Billy the Kid, the fastest draw. It's not arrogance. It's the truth.
I just live in the truth and think that every moment counts.
I'm an optimist by nature, myself, I think.
Nature's far too subtle to repeat herself.
Multiculturalism isn't about culture, it's about power.
With a houseful of kids you give each other strength.
I'm terrible at posting regularly; I don't deserve the blog success!
I thought I'd be a success even back in the mailroom at William Morris.
Success is a matter of one's own feeling about oneself.
I wanted success, but I wanted it on my own terms.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
