When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.
Evel KnievelLaughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Jasper CarrottThe scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing.
Jessica HahnI'm not exaggerating when I say that the 761st was Patton's best tank unit and nobody knew about it.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar