Isn't that just typical. You're either asking for it, or having it forced upon you without your consent. Who decided women always have to be passive in sex?
Our sex smelled like love—and monetary transaction. Whatever we had, it was politics at its most honest.
I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex.
Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.
Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap.
I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spelled setreasure, but it’d still be just as pleasurable.
When sex is Freon any occasion, it usually involves something dripping and toxic. At least that's what my mechanic tells me.
I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be able to hit the brakes? Or steer the vehicle?
Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But still I’d like to try. Just not while mass is in session.
If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?
Cirocco liked space, reading, and sex, not necessarily in that order. She had never been able to satisfactorily combine all three, but two was not bad.
Either that’s your mobile buzzing in your room, or there’re sex toys you haven’t told us about having a party in there without you.” ~ Josh Larsen
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.
Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.
You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great, headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.
In the next place, wonderful as it seems in a sexual world, the Martians were absolutely without sex, and therefore without any of the tumultuous emotions that arise...
Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.
I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute.
A Toyota is not a toy. At least not a sex toy. However, my driving is both erratic and erotic. Tickets are ten dollars per passenger. Senior citizen discounts not available.
The point of tantric sex was supposedly to harness sexual energy to awaken higher consciousness. It was just like yoga, but way more fun.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
