I'm not the new Penelope Cruz. I'm Paz Vega. There's only one Penelope and she's marvellous.
Paz VegaThere is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P.G. WodehouseThere is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Raymond Chandler