Quotes of: Only-love Keyword

My love is three times as deep as you voted for. You thought it was two feet deep, but it’s six feet deep, like a grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the darkness that shines in our hearts. I bought you a flashlight. It’s broken, so you know I care.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

My love is a flower. If you’d call that romantic, I’d agree and say it would look great on your grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d lick the water out of your bathtub, just to prove I love you—and that I’m not a cat.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a funny thing. It's so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I am not the No Factory I yessed into existence. I love with an intensity that needs to be felt to be purred.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.


Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m such a good salesman that I sold my sales job. I sold it for ten I love yous and a bag of fellatio.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.