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Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says that there isn't any one thing, one formula or kind of character that makes a great comedian. Everybody has had a different a...

Alan King

I am firmly of the opinion that women who make a lot of effort to hang onto their looks in middle age (unless they are beauties, entertainers or prostitutes) are rather sad, as one should surely have something more substantial to recommend one by thi...

Julie Burchill

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.

Adventures in the Screen Trade

I can do what I dream of doing, one breath and one step at a time.

IgnitingYOU: How 52 Weeks of Inspiration and Action Can Lead You to Your Dreams

...you suddenly realise that every chance of being the person you really wanted to be, is gone for ever, and the one you were, is the one those around you will remember.

I Curse the River of Time

Willem laughs again. The sound is clear and strong as a bell, and it fills me with joy, and it's like, for the first time in my life, I understand that this is the point of laughter, to spread happiness.

Just One Day

I knew that on that island one was driven back into the past. There was so much space, so much silence, so few meetings that one too easily saw out of the present, and then the past seemed ten times closer than it was.

The Magus

I always start peeing when I’m only halfway to the litter box. This eagerness to finish is what probably makes me such a great lover.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come, let us dance like we’re made of stone.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the qorj of love. If you find that hard to believe, then I’d like to sell you a Bible.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Ever seen a cat with polka-dotted zebra fur? Come to my House of Love Open House this Friday night at 8:00 PM.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I hold my cats like any other broom you’d use to sweep the floor. I’m a janitor among animal lovers.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I made Tuesday Salad like Monday morning is Sunday night. Do you agree on the difference a day can make in the realm of love?

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was there, in the front pew at the church, chopping onions.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I had a dream about you. You were a midget, only shorter.
But your love for me was tall and handsome and everything you’re not.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

As an aspiring fashion designer, and lover of human anatomy, I always wonder why nipples don’t appear on the outside of shirts.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is the best feeling in the universe. Actually, that’s not true. But only because I haven’t been very many places in the universe.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The fire burnt down our House of Love. Our relationship didn’t work because I was the water, and she was the empty hose.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Just because your plate is empty, doesn’t mean your stomach is full. Same with love. Where’s the Romance Buffet?

My love can only occupy one person at a time