Clyde Shelton: I want one of those really nice beds. I just... I can't think straight without a nice sleep. The bed in my cell is just so lumpy. Nick Rice: The ones on TV really late night? Clyde Shelton: Yeah, that's the one. Nick Rice: The one with...
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with t...
Two is good, one alone cannot wash his back.
The good lawyer knows the law, the clever one knows the judge.
No one knows as much about the pot as does the spoon.
An insult is but a short garment: it reveals the one who wears it.
It's not the fault of the pig, but of the one who scratches his back.
A red-nosed man may be a teetotaler, but will find no one to believe it.
An accidental meeting is more pleasant than a planned one.
Easy to enroll a thousand soldiers. But, ah, one general!.
Never try to catch two frogs with one hand.
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
The fish you cannot catch is always a big one.
The unfaithful woman has remorse, the faithful one has regret.
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Good memories last long, bad ones last longer.
Better one poor horse than an empty stall.
No one is so rich that he can do without a good neighbor.
One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth.