Sometimes, Nathaniel, friends can be like nice boots on a drowning man.
Asphyxia -- A Smut Saga, Vol. 1As sure as water's wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint you in the end.
American GodsAbraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterI suppose [...] that the most convincing way to fool an enemy would be to fool a friend.
Heir to the ShadowsSo if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
I Am America