A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma BombeckBirthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.
Michael BirchIn the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to us.
Francois de La RochefoucauldTreat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Lady Randolph Churchill